Swiper no swiping!
Journal Entry: Wed Nov 29, 2006, 4:00 PM
I decided that I needed to maybe flesh out a character or two due to not having ever done so, so I swiped this from :iconValerei
Besides, what's the best that can happen?
1. What is your character's name?
Carl the Orange Salesman
2. What is your character's name in another language?
Carl, le vendeur des oranges.
3. How old is he/she?
Let's say 57.
4. What is your character's race/species?
Human, though people who knew him better would doubt it.
5. Do they have a crush?
nah
6. Do they have many friends?
If you count lawyers.
7. What planet is your character from?
Earth, unfortunately.
8. Does your character like to eat?
Yeah, he's more than somewhat rotund.
9. What's his/her favorite food?
Money. I mean oranges. Covered in a thicky gooey money sauce.
10. What's his/her favorite drink?
Orange juice and THE BLOOD OF UNSUSPECTING VICTIMS I MEAN CLIENTS
11. Is your character annoying?
In a charismatic and salesmany way.
13. Is your character loved?
I sure hope not.
14. Is your character d?
Yes. Without a doubt.
15. Is she/he emo/goth?
Only if it sells to the kids.
16. Is she/he straight, bi , or gay?
See previous answer.
17. Is she/he a virgin?
Carl wouldn't make money off sex, so yes. Thankfully.
18. Name 3 hobbies
Extortion, selling oranges for $50.00, collecting protection money from celebrities.
19. Is your character normal?
Yes.
20. Is your character attractive?
No. Though I suppose it depends to who. Still, probably not.
21. How does your character handle emotions?
He threw his emotions away a long time ago, except glee/fury remain.
22. Does your character have other forms?
Oh of course! Let me list the thousands of trasformations he can do!
1. moves one leg a bit to the left
2. moves one leg a bit to the right
3.etc.
23. Does your character overreact?
Only if he's not making as much money as physically possible.
24. Is your charcter a criminal?
Hell yes. Though the cops have nothing on him.
25. Does your character go to school?
He graduated from the school of soft knocks and also Kicking people in the groin and taking their money U
26. What's his/her IQ?
Let's say 116.
27. Does your character have a desease/curse?
I wish.
28. Is your character dead?
Not yet.
29. Does your character have a family?
I suspect Carl killed them and sold their organs to start up his company.
30. Has he/she encountered any tragic times in life?
He only considers situations in which he does not get all the money he desires to be tragic, so yes, but he quickly rectified them.
31. What's the best time in your character's life?
See answer 29.
32. If you could name 1 friend, which would you relate to your character?
None of them even somewhat relate to this greedy bastard.
33. Is your character single?
Yeh.
34. Has he/she developed any relationships?
Not any good ones.
35. Does he/she have an element?
Cash.
36. Do you roleplay your character?
I would if I played Dungeons and Dragons.
37. Do you write about your character?
No.
38. Does your character have a bad temper at times?
Believe it!
39. Does your character get depressed?
If he seems to, it's a ruse to get your consumer's guard down.
40. What's your characters favorite animal?
This guy has a PET DOLLAR.
41. Does your character have any fears?
Not milking every passerby for every stinking dollar they are worth and work their lives away for.
42. Does your character have any weaknesses?
Arguably. He is incredibly susceptible to bribes, but as for genuine combat, Carl has a SIDE.
43. Does your character look up to anyone?
Maybe the faces on the dollar bills he plasters around his home.
44. Does your character like music?
Not really, he's got no time for it. He tried recording an album once to make it big, but as it turns out his voice is one decibel too loud for sucess.
45. What's your character's favorite type of music?
Anything that hypnotises or distracts other people.
46. Is he/she impatient?
Yes and no.
47. What's something funny about your character?
He has had exactly three hairs from birth - at one point they were a very small afro.
48. Name 5 nicknames
No, I refuse. Who are you to demand this from me?
49. Does your character curse?
Not around the kids.
50. This test is over, what does your character have to say?
Carl: Fantastic! Say, can I interest you in some orange time shares for right now and right here? For only 50 dollars I won't follow you to your house!
- Mood:
Neutral - Listening to: all the colours of the wind
- Reading: This text
- Watching: ...Hopefully Gundam Wing, somewhat soon.
- Playing: Yeah man I'm playin' Megaman Zero 2 an' FFV
- Eating: molecules
- Drinking: I drunk drink
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